I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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