Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
false alarm, still single
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