went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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