Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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