I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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