i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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