Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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