I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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