did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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