Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
