I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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