So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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