Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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