if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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