oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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