i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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