In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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