Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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