I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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