he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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