Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
