I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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