Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
