i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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