she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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