Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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