What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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