would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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