weddingsv make me drug and hornr
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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