I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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