I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I AM VODKA MAN
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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