He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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