Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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