Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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