There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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