Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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