OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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