i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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