You surviving the open bar?
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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