Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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