Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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