As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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