We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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