I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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