You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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