Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Randomize
