Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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