2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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