what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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