look no pants
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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