Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
